Where Do They Come From...

Guest: *Stomps up* Where can I go to file a complaint on someone?!

Me: Um, you're gonna wanna head back out to Main Street and do that at the City Hall.

Guest: But if I wanna complain about someone do I have to wait in line?!

Me: Yes, ma'am. There's no fair way to decide who has a more pressing matter.

Guest: That's just ridiculous!

Me: Well I just came from there and there wasn't a line, so maybe it's still fairly empty right now.

Guest: You better watch it, I'm complaining about YOU!

Me:... Pardon me?

Guest: You heard me!

Me: Ma'am I JUST started my shift; may I ask why?

Guest: ... Your name isn't ***?

Me: ... No ma'am, I'm *Baby Rabbit*. *shows nametag*

Guest: ... Sorry then. *walks off*

This *** character must be quite the jerk...

-Baby Rabbit <3

Easiest. Mystery Guest. Ever.

Guest: Hello. I'd like to buy these three bananas, and I'd like to pay with a credit card.

Me: Alright. Bottled water or anything like that for you tonight?

Guest: No, thank you. *hands card* Where are the restrooms?

Me: *swipes* Around the corner on your right hand side.

Guest: Thanks. What time are the fireworks tonight?

Me: 9:15, right after Fantasmic at 9.

Guest: Okay. And how do I get to Small World?

Me: Keep going straight out of Toontown and make your first left.

Guest: Okay. Do you guys have any more apple juice?

Me: We're keeping it in the back right now. Want me to get you some?

Guest: Um, no thanks.

Me: Alright.

Guest: Can I See your nametag?

Me: *shows*

Guest: *scribbles furiously on paper* Okay thank you!

Me: Have a good night.

-Baby Rabbit <3